The Insomnia Solutioner

“Before, when I had trouble falling asleep, I used to count sheep. Unfortunately, the method never really worked for me. Now, all I have to do to get a good night's rest is stroll down my Facebook news feed. Most of the status updates I read are so brain-numbingly boring I go out like a light.” 

My neighbor Kaito, curing insomnia one Facebook status at a time.