Everyone knows this guy. He's the annoyance who's always asking people who would win in a fight. Always imagining improbable or impossible scenarios where different things or people fight each other to the death. A bear versus a shark. The T-1000 versus the Blob. Paris Hilton versus Justin Bieber. You know someone like this, right? The annoying prick I know, is called Victor. Two weeks ago, over drinks, he asked me:
"Ignoring the possibility of infecting blood, who would win in a fight, a lion or three zombies?"
He wouldn't shut up about it. I love things related to wild life and the undead, but at that moment all I wanted was to stab him in the eye with my cigarette. Instead, I dropped it on the floor and walked away, thinking... The nagging fucker got me thinking...
I'd bet on the zombies! Zombies kick ass!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely the lion..faster and stronger.
ReplyDeletei think i'd bet on the lion, as well.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, the lion gets tired while zombies are unstoppable. Especially the fast ones of today's movies
ReplyDeletePunk! I love the depth of those darker lines, and all the mini-details. That lion is kicking some serious zombie-ass. I mean, a lion would clearly win. Lions don't lose pieces.
ReplyDeleteBut what about a zombie-lion????
a zombie-lion would be kick-ass! there's a comic book called Rebel Blood that portrays zombified animals. it's a pretty uncommon trope.
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