Tuesday

The Versus Questioner

Everyone knows this guy. He's the annoyance who's always asking people who would win in a fight. Always imagining improbable or impossible scenarios where different things or people fight each other to the death. A bear versus a shark. The T-1000 versus the Blob. Paris Hilton versus Justin Bieber. You know someone like this, right? The annoying prick I know, is called Victor. Two weeks ago, over drinks, he asked me:
"Ignoring the possibility of infecting blood, who would win in a fight, a lion or three zombies?"
He wouldn't shut up about it. I love things related to wild life and the undead, but at that moment all I wanted was to stab him in the eye with my cigarette. Instead, I dropped it on the floor and walked away, thinking... The nagging fucker got me thinking...


6 comments:

  1. I'd bet on the zombies! Zombies kick ass!

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  2. Definitely the lion..faster and stronger.

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  3. i think i'd bet on the lion, as well.

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  4. I don't know, the lion gets tired while zombies are unstoppable. Especially the fast ones of today's movies

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  5. Punk! I love the depth of those darker lines, and all the mini-details. That lion is kicking some serious zombie-ass. I mean, a lion would clearly win. Lions don't lose pieces.
    But what about a zombie-lion????

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  6. a zombie-lion would be kick-ass! there's a comic book called Rebel Blood that portrays zombified animals. it's a pretty uncommon trope.

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Crack it up...