Friday

The Octopus Fucker


Have you ever seen a girl fuck an octopus? 
About a year ago, my friend Nandalia called my attention to the erotic tactile pleasures of tentacles. She explained to me how the maneuverability and aquatic nature of those things have been making girls wet for ages. From impassioned Japanese paintings to the animalistic madness of Hentai, you can find hundreds of examples of Tentacle Erotica on the net. Unfortunately for her, all these monsters are fictional. As long as they're not hurting anyone, everyone has the right to live out their fantasies. So I told her that she could probably make her boyfriend an octopus suit. “Just soak the tentacles in your favorite lube and wrap them around your naughty parts. It may take a shit load of sewing and it obviously won't be exactly like the real thing, but it’ll get you close enough, right?” Nandalia gave me a sympathetic kiss on the cheek and started giggling. Yeah, being such a creative person, of course, she had already thought of it.


20 comments:

  1. "Holy (unholy?) H.P. Lovecraft Batman....

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  2. Tentacle erotica actually precedes Lovecraft, so maybe his Cthulhu was visually inspired by this.

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  3. Haha, I wonder if I dressed up as an octopus on halloween I would get some action.

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  4. I don't think I'll eat octopus the same way ever again.

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  5. Yes good Sir ... I have scene of this from Asian erotica.... rather "strange"....

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  6. Jorg - who knows? give it a shot and let us know.

    Jay - from now on, you should eat it in the fashion 'Nandalia' told me to: slowly and sensually.

    Dr. Theda - the whole concept is pretty strange, but interesting. The Dream of Fisherman's Wife of 1814 is a fine example.

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  7. One word: Urotsukidoji

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  8. To be honest, I think this could actually be a lot of fun. Haha!

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  9. Nietzsche - cool.

    Melissa - my thoughts exactly. although, it might also be too weird. its one of those cases where you need to try it, to know.

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  10. Riotbreather03:31

    I just googled octopus suits and there are quite a few to choose from. But they're all for Halloween, not for sexy practices ;)

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  11. Oh yeeeeees there are so many fucked up japanese hentai out there haha.

    Folks, take this xD

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QswPVas5Qhw

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  12. hahaha! funny video. Family Guy never disappoints.

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  13. Hey! I thought that I cornered the market in quoting Family Guy on Blogger, I guess not, it's all good though.

    And yes, to answer the original blog text question, I have actually seen an Asian chick with and octopus inside of her. Not that it is something I'll ever watch again or am into, but what has been seen cannot be unseen - as the meme goes.

    Your illustrations keep getting better and better.

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  14. i once say a girl with eels. felt like scratching my eyes out.

    even if its not true, that a really cool thing to say. thanks a lot.

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