I have met the Human Centipede. Unlike the movie, the human elements are not connected by a macabre surgical
procedure. Instead, they are connected by the repulsive act of ass-licking. They are a
slimy retched bunch who'll stop at nothing to obtain their selfish petty goals and they all work in the same lab. From top to bottom:
Izabella. Juan. Lillian. Richard. Sandra. Sophie. Mario. Time will certainly make this Human Centipede even longer...
I feel sick just thinking about it.
I feel sick just thinking about it.
Hahaha! This is hilarious. I hate people like these. Great post.
ReplyDeletethanks. yeah, they really suck... or in this case lick ;)
ReplyDeleteA surprisingly accurate comparison, nice work ;)
ReplyDeleteHaha, great!
ReplyDeleteYep, it's every workplace to have ever existed.
ReplyDeleteThough now I have a cool name for those people, thanks :D
Uh... I've can't watch that film, I always bored :/
ReplyDeleteLaury - it's funny how fiction and reality can mingle sometimes. thanks.
ReplyDeleteOctapolis - thanks, man.
TRGB - haha! yeah, it's certainly an accurate name.
Nuki - ha! i'm not sure if boring is the word i'd use. it's more like messed up :)
Egads! I hope somebody mops up that floor soon -- what a mess!
ReplyDeleteGot a lot of these people in my class. We all hate them.
ReplyDeleteVoltech - lol a mess, indeed. it's not easy to clean up all that slime, it needs proper industrial cleaning.
ReplyDeleteL&A - yeah, i bet. it's best to not even get close.
What a nice spin on that macabre idea!
ReplyDeletethanks. even in the macabre and the revolting we can find a way to voice something else :)
ReplyDeleteI know a few people like that too...
ReplyDeleteThey allow others to "walk all over them" to try and earn their "favor"... You see these type around "drug dealers" often... there at their "master's" beckon call...
Most of them are a "sad lot" indeed... and have little or No "self-esteem" and very little self worth...
I don't know what's grosser: the idea in that movie or people like this. Love how you thought this post out! :D
ReplyDeleteDr. Theda - sometimes they can be as arrogant as anyone else, but in a totally delusional kind of way.
ReplyDeleteRiotbreather - definitely the latter. at least the movie was fiction. thanks.
The drawing is really funny, indeed. :-D I hate ass-lickers, too. But the world is full of them. There are some people who aren't able to live without ass-licking any longer. That's too sad.
ReplyDeleteI never saw human centipede, but heard of it and saw some photos. I think the story of this film is one of the most sickest ideas in the horror genre. It creeps me out because it is kinda "possible" and humans are sufferng from this sick surgery. Unlike the movies with special effects including werewolves and stuff you know it isn't real and will never happen n reality.
I always ask myself if they shouldn't put the ones imagining such revolting stuff under arrest. But hey...if you are a sick bastard, come into the horror movie business , there you won't go to jail for the gruesome shit coming out of your rotten brain , you will be king instead because you are so creative and found somethng new and shocking. Argh.
Seriously though, you have to find a way to market this idea :P
ReplyDeleteKat - thanks. i know that in certain conditions, ass-licking is the only way some people can survive. still, we should fight so that we never find ourselves in those conditions.
ReplyDeletei think i was so disgusted by the idea of the movie, my brain just processed an alternative for it.
that's a very interesting thought. horror art is probably inspired by the fears of an author/artist, but i wouldn't be surprised if some wicked people use their own wickedness for inspiration. lol making a movie is a lot better than going to prison :)
TRGB - i'm open to suggestions :)
Yeah...maybe they life out their sickness in form of a movie and not in the real world :-D
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! This is awesome! Great idea. I hate people like that. You should find a way to show them this, what a punch in the face :D
ReplyDeleteKat - it's a better choice, especially for the possible victims :)
ReplyDeleteNietzsche - thanks. ha! it would definitely rattle some cages, but i just don't care that much about it.
gross indeed ;)
ReplyDeleteI like South Parks explanation. Every time you virtually sign a contract with Apple Computers you may be subject to this treatment!
ReplyDeleteWatch out, and read everything you sign!
yeah and the worst part is that Apple clients are mostly happy to put their tongues out. weird taste.
ReplyDeleteWere you aware that Edward Lee was the first to write about surgically joining people in such a way? He is the only author that has - to this day - a story I have not and will probably never be able to read; The Dritiphilist. I've started it but always get nauseated and have to stop.
ReplyDeleteSame thing with these ass licking fucks I have to put up with in real life also. I've never been able to suck up to the man at work or in a political sense. The concept of me being above or below any other does not compute.
Nice to see you again bro. :)
i actually had no idea about that. i'm curious to skim through that book, i wont be able to finish it either.
ReplyDeleteagreed. i'd rather have my peace of mind then some two-bit perks.