Wednesday

The Argument Pooper


Once upon a time an ex-girlfriend and I were having an argument. We never fought more than some light showers that we quickly forgot and laughed about later, but this time it was different. We were both lost in a thunderstorm of angry words.
This was something that our cat had never seen before. Her mom and dad yelling at each other with rage in their hearts. Maybe it was fear or confusion or maybe this cat was just as incredible as I had always believed. Without any warning, the cat walks to the middle of us two fighters and with a couple of angry meows, poops on the floor! She then disdainfully walks away barely looking at us like a disgruntled teenager who hates her arguing parents. To that day she had never pooped anywhere except in her litter box. The ex and I looked in disbelief at her and than at the poop and finally at each other. We both started laughing, uncontrollably. Needless to say the argument ended right there and that the stink of the steaming little turd brought us young lovers back into each other's arms.
Thank you, Mia.

3 comments:

  1. Awesome cat! :D You never know what is going on inside another creatures head.

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  2. very true. they're extraordinary in their unpredictability. in this case, Mia was my world. i thank the fucking universe for every second i was allowed to spend with this amazing creature.

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  3. When I was a kid ... a guest was visiting... and (even though my parents smoked) the cat did Not like her cigarette... so it jumped up on the coffee table and soaked her cigarette and filled the large ashtray with urine...

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