The Pregnant Slacker

Randy believes he has Fetus in Fetu, a ultra rare medical condition where a fetus is enveloped by its twin. Ever since he read about it, Randy is convinced that his parasitic mutant twin has been living in his abdomen siphoning his precious nutrients. Supposedly, the twin's continued growth is responsible for making Randy look like a pregnant man. He even swears that he can sometimes feel the little bastard kick…

Randy's friends however, think that his enormous gut comes from years of heavy beer ingestion, a reckless fast food diet, and the total lack of exercise. The 'kicks' are without a doubt the result of gas.