Many years ago a
complete stranger offered me a book (trap) on my birthday. She told me her name was Liliana and that she had a crush on me. I was so flattered, we eventually made out once or
twice, but I soon realized she was a total bitch. She was one of those insufferable
retched beings that are jealous of all the good and happiness in others, the
kind that would shoot puppies and kittens to get what she wanted, the kind that
mistakes obsession with love. Even though I hated her guts, I tried to dump her gently... She went psycho. She’d call my house at all hours, spread lies about me, and
she’d even put the evil eye on my female friends. No matter how many times I told her I wasn't interested, she just wouldn't go away. It was 6 months of hell. Ultimately it died off, but that girl really taught me just how unflushable psychos can be. Kids, beware...
Haha, nice picture. The text is so true! Obsession can be damn irritating.
ReplyDeletethanks. yeah, it can be a nightmare.
ReplyDeletemaybe you should email this image and text to her, lol
ReplyDeleteare you crazy? lol i'm not touching that hornet's nest :)
ReplyDeleteYou should feel lucky for having someone want you so bad. It's kind of a turn on, right?
ReplyDeleteShe Who Shall Not Be Unclung.
ReplyDeleteYour drawing really sums it up, doesn't it?
Jorg - oh sure. i used to stare into those big eyes, and what stared back? a bag full of cats. i actually think clingy girls are cute, but NEVER this one.
ReplyDeleteLaury - indeed. she was such an evil psycho, she really deserved this sort of treatment.
I'm trying to look for something positive... Was the book at least any good?
ReplyDeletepic is funny! ;o)
ReplyDeleteElizabeth - it was a horrible book called The Alchemist. cliched, sappy, predictable, and a best-seller too.
ReplyDeleteOctapolis - might as well laugh about it :)
I had one like that pop back later in life and try to break up my girl and I at the time.
ReplyDeleteBeware of Cling-ons!
Mrs. Katie - that's solid logic. i often lose faith in humanity. thanks. evil psycho's should not be allowed out of their cage. honestly.
ReplyDeleteDavid - lol! the Cling-ons' only mission in life is to bring misery to others. no other option, but flush them down the toilet.
Yes, those. I highly doubt that there exists a method to get rid of them without a lesser fallout. Good to hear that you made it though.
ReplyDeletethe only method is to 'kill it with fire!' lol.
ReplyDeletethanks. it sure took a while
Turd deposit! Lol.
ReplyDeleteImagine her finding this on the internet? What would she do now? If this thought scares you....happy Halloween :-D
haha! that is pretty frightening.
ReplyDeletefortunately, she had the intelligence of a turkey. i doubt she can even operate a computer.
Love this drawing, man. Even though it must of been rough dealing with a psycho, the drawing's really funny.
ReplyDeletethanks. i actually had a good laugh making it.
ReplyDelete"David - lol! the Cling-ons' only mission in life is to bring misery to others. no other option, but flush them down the toilet."
ReplyDeleteSometimes its hard cutting them out of your butt-hairs though. HAHAHaha!
Cheers mate, *raises glass*.
Lol :-D
ReplyDeleteDavid - hahaha! butt-hairs! cheers to you to, buddy.
ReplyDeleteKat - she also doesn't know where i live :)
I have a friend like your "friend"... xD
ReplyDeleteI've actually been a little 'psycho' about a boy, but not as much as some I know. The 'turd deposit' is brilliant. lol!
ReplyDeleteNuki - i bet she (or he) is terrible as well. deposit the turd.
ReplyDeleteMelissa - i really hope not lol. thanks.