Once upon a time, Lewis accidently slipped a fart in front of his girlfriend. Two long hours of awkward silence followed. When he told me what had happened, he was so embarrassed that I tried to calm him down with something I had learned: "Slipping farts in front of a girlfriend is a sign of love. When you love someone and you feel comfortable around them, this sort of thing just happens. Slipping a fart is another way of saying 'I love you'. The next time it happens, just tell her that."
The problem was that Lewis exploited this piece of fail-safe wisdom. He was so happy with it, that he started farting in front of her on purpose, following each fart with a smile and a "I love you". At first, she thought it was cute, but after a few days, it got rotten old. Lewis eventually quit his heart farts and things went back to normal. I think his girlfriend should have let a few out on purpose. Just to see how he liked it.
Happy Valentine's Day, you crazy kidz!
Thanks for the "Smile" that I got reading this one...
ReplyDeletehehehe you're welcome.
ReplyDeleteThis just made my night. Hilarious! My girlfriend has had to deal with some of my lapses, but i never thought of to use that excuse. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteremember, don't over do it :)
ReplyDeletefunny situation, funny illustrated! ;o)
ReplyDeletexDDD That romantic!
ReplyDeleteOctapolis - glad you liked it.
ReplyDeleteLittle Sukie - thanks for commenting :)
Nuki - it is, isn't it? hehehe
It's really romantic! xDD Seriously! haha
ReplyDeleteThe drawing is GREAT!!!!
thanks. i really believe there is truth in this idea and i have said it to some girlfriends before, but it's really something you can't abuse like 'Lewis' did :)
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ReplyDeleteROFL! What a funny post!
ReplyDeleteOne thing though, "I think his girlfriend should have let a few out on purpose." Girls don't fart, mister! :P
thanks.
ReplyDeletei beg to differ... but we'll leave that for another post ;)
This is just all kinds of familiar, haha!
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with farting, but some guys (and I'm not naming anyone) have this amazing talent to do so when everyone has their mouth wide open.
If the possess the talent of stench then it becomes a whole lot less amusing after a while :P
Funny post man! The text and the image are priceless. And thanks for the helpful excuse.
ReplyDeleteLaury - yeah, the amusement can end real soon depending on the degree of intensity.
ReplyDeleteNietzsche - you're welcome. use it wisely.
Well, that's one way of looking at it, I guess! LOL.
ReplyDeleteI hate valentine's day, but this "love story" is hilarious! :D
ReplyDeleteGolden Eagle - it's the perspective of love! hehe
ReplyDeleteRiotbreather - it's just another day. we can make whatever we want of it.
Yeah... Way to stay classy.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I could have ever done that near my ex. Or around anyone in general.
well, if it ever does happen, you can always write a sad poem describing your feelings.
ReplyDelete"Butt it was a love fart honey!" Hahaha! I wonder if he graduated to a Dutch Oven? lololol!
ReplyDeletedear god man, i hope not! a Dutch Oven is a vile inhuman thing! hahaha!
ReplyDeleteA little missunderstanding and he farts on purpose to tell her how he loves her. Sorry but...OMG GUYS! XD That´s typical and sooo funny!
ReplyDeleteI got the same opinion here: It is a natural and normal thing that you can fart in front of each other when you are in a relationship. And that it´s a sign of feeling comfortable among each other. Me and my boyfriend do this all the time and nobody cares ;-D Hahaha!
yeah, it's like methane cuddles. but sometimes farting can turn into a competitive sport or even a weapon of retaliation. this should be avoided. hahaha!
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