Tuesday

The Multitasker



Multitasking can be a very useful talent. I used to know this girl who was an outstanding multitasker. She would mentally divide her tasks into categorized boxes and then she would juggle these tasks with such amazing ease that her life ran like a smooth machine. I learned two important things from this girl. The first thing was that, to be a really efficient multitasker, you can't juggle the tasks alone, you must juggle your emotions, as well. For example, she would smile at a client even if in the previous minute, she was screaming at her thieving mechanic or crying about some weight remark her mother might have made. The other thing I learned from this girl was that a good multitasker can also be a pretty good liar. The lies become another task to juggle, but one misstep and your boxes are ripped to shreds. The girl's name is Angelica and not only is she a multitasker, she's also a lying bitch.

24 comments:

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  2. A multitasker and a lying bitch too?? She must be a very talented girl. She should become an actress. lol!

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  3. haha! maybe; in some sleazy amateur porn flick.

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  4. like most of the stewardesses, telling to the guest »Welcome! Have a good flight...« while thinkin »Oh no, one idiot more at the airplane...«. ;o)

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  5. they're also thinking about how much their feet hurt in those high heels :)

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  6. Sometimes it takes me all my time to do just one thing at once

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  7. yeah, i know exactly what you mean.

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  8. I have to "multi-task" ...otherwise nothing would get done ... so what if some tasks only get partly Accomplished...that is less to do on that task at a later time...
    I do Not believe in "Lying"... ( unless it is to an "Authority person , such as a Cop... They lie to your face anyway ... So I do the same in return... just make sure to have enough "Facts" to add to your "Lie)...
    This "lady" ... sounds like a couple of secretaries whom I have had to deal with over the years...

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  9. i don't deny that multitasking is very useful. in fact, i wish i was better at it. and i don't really care about small lies; i just can't stand fake people who lie about who they really are.

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  10. Anonymous18:34

    Your last comment is a real true.
    We live in the kingdom of appearances. As always, very good picture.
    Hugs
    W.

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  11. thanks, buddy.
    "the kingdom of appearances." i like that expression.

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  12. Eh! I'm also a multitasking girl but I swear I'm a good person!!x)

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  13. I really enjoy the way you set this up. It almost seemed like, to me, at first you were speaking of her in an envious way..and then boom! The underlying reasons come out. I feel as though most people are good at multitasking things that they shouldn't be good at, i.e. "lies"

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  14. What´s about the fake celebrity? ;o)

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  15. Nuki - i know you are!

    Jessi - thanks. lies have short legs, no matter how good you juggle.

    Octa - sorry man. i posted that by accident; it's not finished yet.

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  16. I like how you drew the girl juggling her own heads. I feel like that sometimes. Life can be overwhelming.

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  17. it sure can. we should avoid lies, though.

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  18. There's always something wrong with people who manage to keep their shit together. I just don't trust them. lol

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  19. haha! i know what you mean :)

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  20. The way she is can compartmentalize and categorize emotions as well makes it sound like she is psychotic. Is she running for a political office?

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  21. hmmm, that's pretty interesting. maybe she is a bit psychotic. she's certainly 'nice and polite' enough to go into politics.

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  22. I think David is right. Remember your post The Unflushable? Pull the chain, buddy! :)

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  23. hahaha! already did. it's weird that you would mention that post, that was one of her favorite posts.

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  24. I don't like those kind of people. Like you said...she was a lying bitch. You can't take someone seriously who changes his expression like a flag would turn in the wind...

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