Saturday

The Kiss Blower



Middle School: When Senayit was transferred into our class, we were dazed by her curious mix of sex and innocence. She swerved her hips like a jaguar, wasn't too shy about flaunting her cleavage and had the kindest smile you ever saw. All the guys were crazy about her, but she never dated anyone. Nobody even got a kiss. We got blown kisses, instead. With her heart melting voice and smile, she had a way of getting everything she wanted. You just couldn't say no to her. After you lent her your disc-man or got her a candy bar or helped her with her homework, Senayit would blow you a kiss. These blown kisses would hit like a tornado of blissful pheromones, igniting our teenage hormones with promises of ecstasy. 
I wonder how conscious she was of the no kissing being actually a form of manipulation. A strategy to keep all of us horny kids in that limbo state of wanting to fulfill her every wish, hoping that one day, we would be the one who got her to change her mind, the chosen one, the one worthy of her kiss.

9 comments:

  1. She looks hot. Great drawing!

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  2. I really like this post and I'm pretty sure she was very conscious of the power she had over you lads ;)

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  3. Life's of boys would go miserable if every sexy girl turned up conscious like her.I would love seeing her once...

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  4. Nietzsche - cheers.

    Melissa - maybe you're right. i'm not sure anymore.

    Basil - guys were made to suffer, my friend.

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  6. Its kind of sad to realize that I never had this sort of influence over boys. Love how the twirl picks everything up.

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  7. thanks. there are better things to be than a teenage wet dream. and i'm pretty sure you had your own ways, all women do.

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  8. There were a couple of girls like this in my school. Only they were total bitches.

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  9. i don't know if they're bitches, man. maybe we're the dumb ones, giving them too much importance.

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