Silvio - This is more or less what I’ve eaten almost every single day for the past 7 years.
Me - You should be dead by now or at the very least the size of a monstrous walrus oozing sweat by the gallon with every breath.
Silvio - Especially since, I don’t even work out. I really should be dead, but instead, I have some kind of super immunity that makes me invincible to the deadly clutches of junk food.
Me - You should be dead by now or at the very least the size of a monstrous walrus oozing sweat by the gallon with every breath.
Silvio - Especially since, I don’t even work out. I really should be dead, but instead, I have some kind of super immunity that makes me invincible to the deadly clutches of junk food.
Me - Lucky fucker. I love that sort of food, but if I ate it every day, I'd would've had quadruple bypass surgery, by now.
Silvio - Well, we can't all be invincible eaters.
Silvio - Well, we can't all be invincible eaters.
I have a friend like your invincible eater drwing... ;)
ReplyDeleteNice!
Haha I'd love to be like that... I gain weight whenever I just look at junk food. The world isn't fair ;-)
ReplyDeleteI have an anxiety disorder.... and nervous energy eats away at calories... thus my weight stays low.... that and they have cut back my food stamps to about $40.oo per month... Oh Well,.... We still make do as best as we can....
ReplyDeleteMcD sucks. ;o)
ReplyDeleteNuki - lucky guy. thanks.
ReplyDeleteKat - hahaha! unfortunately it isn't fair at all.
Dr. Theda - that sucks. now that you mention it, 'Silvio' does tend to be a bit more nervous than most of us
Octapolis - the company yes, but those bigmacs...
I eat whatever I want too, but I try to keep things at least somewhat healthy.
ReplyDeleteI always get myself plenty of exercise though too, I think that is important!
You should patent XIPS and LIKOR, I think you're on to something.
Later, Dave.
I have a fast metabolism. If we were all still animals, I'd be fucked.
ReplyDeleteI love food and if I could eat all day every day, I would.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm not as lucky as your friend :P
David - XIPS are just like doritos, only better. maybe after the millions i'll be making with my illustrations i can get into the food industry.
ReplyDeleteJorg - nah, just means you'd have to kill a lot more. and after you consolidated yr rep as a killer, all the other animals would be bringing the food to yr doorstep.
Laury - yeah, unfortunately me neither. if i ate all that crap which i love, i'd probably blow up like a balloon.
Your friend's truly a lucky guy.
ReplyDeletelucky indeed.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually more into healthy food, but if I had this ability I would definitely have my way with some good chocolate ice-cream.
ReplyDeleteThis is probably the best super-power ever. I want it :D
ReplyDeleteElizabeth - i'd eat and drink it all.
ReplyDeleteRiotbreather - this one would probably be my 3rd favorite super-power ;) super speed and telepathy come first.