Sunday

The Snail Stomper


When Renee was a kid, she used to line up a bunch of snails on the sidewalk of her house and then proceeded to stomping them into a puddle of mushy goo. She did this a few times. No one, including herself, knows exactly why she did this. All she can tell you is that she liked to hear the cracking sounds produced by the crushed shells under her boots. Oh, and before you start judging the psychological repercussions of such actions, know, that even though she can  be a bat-shit crazy bitch sometimes, she's also one of the coolest girls I've ever met...


I've teased her with the possible karmic consequences, though.

11 comments:

  1. I used to rip earthworms into bits because an adult told me that if you do this to an earthworm, every new part will turn into a new worm. I spent the whole day doing this on a farm we spent our holidays on when I was a child. Lol. Today I know that the worms just die when you do this...

    I love the picture!!!! Especially the snail with her face at the end ! It gives a deeper meaning to the pic. Very nice.

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  2. Funny story, man. Really like the blue goo.

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  3. The pic rocks buddy...
    superb work...:)

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  4. You snailed that one. :)

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  5. Kat - thanks. that earthworms story is pretty cool. with a little twist in the end it would make a nice invizible kidz post :)

    Jay - thanks. me too.

    Base - thanks, man. rocking is always cool.

    Fainting - thanks. killing ants or flies is pretty easy, but snails... it requires a bit more madness ;)

    David - thanks. guess i opened myself up to that pun :)

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  6. Haha, Dead Kennedys t-shirt :D

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  7. fuck yeah!
    "All systems go to kill the snails tonight
    Gonna Kill Kill Kill Kill
    Kill the snails...Tonight!"

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  8. Thanks for the "Smile".... Your "fiend"...The Doctor

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  9. I accidentally step on these buggers after rainfall because they are EVERYWHERE.
    I bet this is what my little cousin thinks I do when I tell her it's happened again. Lol.

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Crack it up...